Welcome to the Monkey House
(a book by Kurt Vonnegat Jr. which you must read or I will personally track you down and kill you -- I don't know where you live but I'm very good @ research)



Well this is the website for the alternate aspect of my insanity.
Sometimes I just have to vent a little so this is where I do it.
But also I have put some interesting things here, so please don't leave just yet. (WHATEVER)

First of all, I should start with my interests...
Well I have only one interest: the piano.
At any rate, I do not consider myself an elitist of any sort, only a boundary-pusher.
:|
blah blah blah right well anyway lets get to the good stuff.


Updated on 01 Feb 2005 (AMAZZZZZIN' FRUIT)
Updated on 01 Aug 2002

Interesttron.


Are you a frustrated angsty teenager with a heart of gold? If you enjoy spending your time talking about how you don't give a crap what society thinks of you, and then going around performing good deeds for unlikely beneficiaries, I may have use for you!!!!
Contact me today for the official wrongway.org "Have your bones injected with mercury" program - participants are eligible to receive FREE mercury for this service, and of course, as we all know, the best place for it is IN YOUR BODY!!!!


?

?

?

?

?

Sometimes I wonder,

what life would be like

if there really were

no rules...

(just kiddding that would suck big bowling balls)

!

!

!

!

!



? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
This site is owned by
p l a n k t o n k i n g
the cheesemaster chessmaster .

<- - - wide berth - - ->

winner of

the Stupid Prize


Right well then now you must listen to my classical music which I love or else I will do something regretable.

here'z some, and here'z some more!.!.?::



Java Script